I have no idea what Newt is talking about, creating a blog is easy.
Step 1: Have someone else suggest you do a blog and agree with them.
Step 2: Have said person find a good site for the blog and come up with a name. You may need to help come up with a name. Or at least pretend to.
Step 3: Throw out some useless ideas for any other questions this person may ask you. Eventually they will come up with their own answers. If he/she happens to like one of your answers, they are probably high on vicodin. But score, because then you can say you helped.
Step 4: Just start writing shit. it doesn't matter what you write really, because it's your blog. Now if you want other people to read it, you're fucked. Because now you have to be interesting and/or funny. You also have to learn how to spell.

-- Adam (The Jew)