So. I don't get the Morton Salt slogan on the container. When it rains it pours? WTF. When things are bad they are going to get worse? AND WE'RE GOING TO POUR SALT ON THE FUCKING WOUND?!?!
Assholes.
-Newt
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The original slogan was "When it reigns it pores", which made no sense. So they altered it slightly.
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Isn't raining salt one of the deadly sins or something? Either way I'm pretty sure it means the world is ending.
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MORTON SALT IS THE ANTI CHRIST!!!
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Whoah. You just blew my mind.
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