You're my best friend I've never met

You're my best friend I've never met.
 
So...Adam is my best friend.  We've never met.  We may someday.  We may not.  I speak more freely to him than I do to anyone else in my life.  Except my mother of course.  She is also my best friend.  Between these two people, I have more trust and confidence and honesty then I ever expected.  I can tell Adam anything, and I mean ANYTHING.  How loud I burp, the color of my poop, my confusion on weird types of underwear, the fact that I am in a bad mood because of pms, how much weight I've lost, where my saggy skin problems are because of that weight loss, my favorite movies...I can tell him about dates I go on, dates I like and dates I don't like, why boyfriends are dumb, why boyfriends are awesome.  We can discuss anything in the world with no problem.  And we've never met. 
 
Do I want to?  Of course, he's promised me a tv if we do.  But do we have to?  Nah.  The internet is an amazing thing. 
 
BTW...Adam, no one cares about you at work. ;P
 
P.S.  I downloaded the Predators trailer.  Goosebumps yo.
 
P.P.S.  Wait...Adam told me brb mtg via IM this morning.....I see how you are now.
 
Jerk.
 
-Newt