Typical conversations with Newt

Not Newt (1:27:53 PM) : ugh i need food

Newt (1:28:19 PM) : I’ve got some chicken and mozzarella ravioli

Not Newt (1:28:21 PM) : i won like 300 yesterday so i was gonna treat myself to some KFC..how sad is that?

Not Newt (1:28:26 PM) : pretty sad right?

Newt (1:28:26 PM) : ...

Newt (1:28:28 PM) : yea

Not Newt (1:28:34 PM) : like pathetic

Not Newt (1:28:43 PM) : dude i want some of whatever it was you just said

Newt (1:29:05 PM) : what i just said?

Newt (1:29:09 PM) : lol the ravioli?

Newt (1:29:15 PM) : ill make you some

Not Newt (1:29:24 PM) : technically in only won 150, but i also let a dude borrow 150 from me so i guess i won 300

Not Newt (1:29:34 PM) : yeah man i want t hat

Not Newt (1:29:40 PM) : whatever ravioli is

Not Newt (1:30:00 PM) : weirdo

Not Newt (1:30:06 PM) : chef Boyardee makes that right

Newt (1:30:08 PM) : i like chicken and prosciutto ravioli better

Newt (1:30:10 PM) : lol

Newt (1:30:11 PM) : no

Not Newt (1:30:21 PM) : i am pretty sure he does

Newt (1:30:32 PM) : not my kind of ravioli

Not Newt (1:30:47 PM) : one time when the power was out i ate that shit cold out of the can

Newt (1:30:51 PM) : ....

Not Newt (1:30:52 PM) : not my proudest moment

Newt (1:30:57 PM) : at least hold a lighter under that shit

Newt (1:30:59 PM) : seriously

Not Newt (1:31:11 PM) : u have no idea the shit i eat

Not Newt (1:31:14 PM) : it's bad

Newt (1:31:18 PM) : okay seriously

Newt (1:31:20 PM) : im almost a chef

Not Newt (1:31:22 PM) : i need a chef in my life

Newt (1:31:30 PM) : don't be awful

Newt (1:31:33 PM) : lol

Newt (1:31:40 PM) : i made a salt encrusted roast for Christmas

Newt (1:31:54 PM) : with twice baked potatoes with bacon and cheese and sour cream

Not Newt (1:31:55 PM) : if i had nickel for every time someone told me to stop being awful

Not Newt (1:32:03 PM) : omg omg omg omg omg

Newt (1:32:04 PM) : :D

Not Newt (1:32:13 PM) : i would rape a pig for a twice baked potato right now

Newt (1:32:14 PM) : and garlic and butter corn bbq'd

Newt (1:32:24 PM) : i love cooking

Newt (1:32:41 PM) : though i dont get too fancy im a meat and potatoes girl at heart

Not Newt (1:32:42 PM) : man there was this basketball dinner thing that we go to every year

Newt (1:32:48 PM) : just a variety of tato's

Not Newt (1:32:51 PM) : and every year they give us twice baked potatoes

Not Newt (1:33:06 PM) : so like i cancelled a dinner with my mom so i could go to this thing this year

Newt (1:33:11 PM) : lol

Not Newt (1:33:13 PM) : and there was no twice baked potato

Newt (1:33:16 PM) : HAHAHA

Newt (1:33:17 PM) : thats what you get

Not Newt (1:33:21 PM) : i fucking almost lost my shit

Newt (1:33:25 PM) : you should have taken her

Not Newt (1:33:45 PM) : give me my fucking twice baked potato you fucking taliban terrorist motherfuckers

Newt (1:33:53 PM) : i want you so bad right now

Not Newt (1:34:01 PM) : :P

Not Newt (1:34:17 PM) : because of my love for potatoes?

Newt (1:34:28 PM) : i feel like this conversation should be saved for all eternity

Newt (1:34:38 PM) : i thikn I'll post it on my blog

Not Newt (1:34:48 PM) : sweet

Not Newt (1:34:56 PM) : i'll be famous