Worlds Colliding

It's just an atypical Monday night. We had a big snow storm last night, so I worked from home today. Lena works tonite so was home at the same time as me, on a weekday, something that happens about as often as the NFL moving a football game to a Tuesday. So I'm sitting at my computer, waiting for Lena to do her hair so we can head out to meet my friend Andy, who I haven't seen in it seems like forever and who she has never met.

Earlier in the day we got a package...inside was a plethora of a baked goods from the one and only Newt. Yup, I'm convinced she is trying to fatten me up so that if the situation ever arose, she could eat me. She's just that diabolical. She even sent gluten free goodies for Lena, though I'm fairly certain that was out of good will and not part of a larger plan to to turn her into food.

Then suddenly, worlds collided! Lena friended Newt on facebook, Newt accepted in about 4 seconds because by the look of some of the people she has friended I'm pretty sure she has her fb set to auto-accept any request, and now they can talk to each other and shit.

Um, I'm not sure what else I was going to say. I'm continuing this post 3 hrs later after coming back from a great dinner at a place I normally avoid, TGI Fridays. Train of thought and associated funny comments - completely lost. Oh well.

-The Jew

Typical conversations with Newt

Not Newt (1:27:53 PM) : ugh i need food

Newt (1:28:19 PM) : I’ve got some chicken and mozzarella ravioli

Not Newt (1:28:21 PM) : i won like 300 yesterday so i was gonna treat myself to some KFC..how sad is that?

Not Newt (1:28:26 PM) : pretty sad right?

Newt (1:28:26 PM) : ...

Newt (1:28:28 PM) : yea

Not Newt (1:28:34 PM) : like pathetic

Not Newt (1:28:43 PM) : dude i want some of whatever it was you just said

Newt (1:29:05 PM) : what i just said?

Newt (1:29:09 PM) : lol the ravioli?

Newt (1:29:15 PM) : ill make you some

Not Newt (1:29:24 PM) : technically in only won 150, but i also let a dude borrow 150 from me so i guess i won 300

Not Newt (1:29:34 PM) : yeah man i want t hat

Not Newt (1:29:40 PM) : whatever ravioli is

Not Newt (1:30:00 PM) : weirdo

Not Newt (1:30:06 PM) : chef Boyardee makes that right

Newt (1:30:08 PM) : i like chicken and prosciutto ravioli better

Newt (1:30:10 PM) : lol

Newt (1:30:11 PM) : no

Not Newt (1:30:21 PM) : i am pretty sure he does

Newt (1:30:32 PM) : not my kind of ravioli

Not Newt (1:30:47 PM) : one time when the power was out i ate that shit cold out of the can

Newt (1:30:51 PM) : ....

Not Newt (1:30:52 PM) : not my proudest moment

Newt (1:30:57 PM) : at least hold a lighter under that shit

Newt (1:30:59 PM) : seriously

Not Newt (1:31:11 PM) : u have no idea the shit i eat

Not Newt (1:31:14 PM) : it's bad

Newt (1:31:18 PM) : okay seriously

Newt (1:31:20 PM) : im almost a chef

Not Newt (1:31:22 PM) : i need a chef in my life

Newt (1:31:30 PM) : don't be awful

Newt (1:31:33 PM) : lol

Newt (1:31:40 PM) : i made a salt encrusted roast for Christmas

Newt (1:31:54 PM) : with twice baked potatoes with bacon and cheese and sour cream

Not Newt (1:31:55 PM) : if i had nickel for every time someone told me to stop being awful

Not Newt (1:32:03 PM) : omg omg omg omg omg

Newt (1:32:04 PM) : :D

Not Newt (1:32:13 PM) : i would rape a pig for a twice baked potato right now

Newt (1:32:14 PM) : and garlic and butter corn bbq'd

Newt (1:32:24 PM) : i love cooking

Newt (1:32:41 PM) : though i dont get too fancy im a meat and potatoes girl at heart

Not Newt (1:32:42 PM) : man there was this basketball dinner thing that we go to every year

Newt (1:32:48 PM) : just a variety of tato's

Not Newt (1:32:51 PM) : and every year they give us twice baked potatoes

Not Newt (1:33:06 PM) : so like i cancelled a dinner with my mom so i could go to this thing this year

Newt (1:33:11 PM) : lol

Not Newt (1:33:13 PM) : and there was no twice baked potato

Newt (1:33:16 PM) : HAHAHA

Newt (1:33:17 PM) : thats what you get

Not Newt (1:33:21 PM) : i fucking almost lost my shit

Newt (1:33:25 PM) : you should have taken her

Not Newt (1:33:45 PM) : give me my fucking twice baked potato you fucking taliban terrorist motherfuckers

Newt (1:33:53 PM) : i want you so bad right now

Not Newt (1:34:01 PM) : :P

Not Newt (1:34:17 PM) : because of my love for potatoes?

Newt (1:34:28 PM) : i feel like this conversation should be saved for all eternity

Newt (1:34:38 PM) : i thikn I'll post it on my blog

Not Newt (1:34:48 PM) : sweet

Not Newt (1:34:56 PM) : i'll be famous